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From Gremlins to Friend-MEs Funny Car Names

Car Names That Make You Do a Double Take

Have you ever met someone whose name just didn’t fit them? Cars are no different. Some models have names that leave you scratching your head—or laughing out loud. From quirky choices like the AMC Gremlin to overly descriptive ones like the Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump, these cars prove that branding can be a bumpy ride. Let’s explore some of the most mismatched names in automotive history.

1. Quirky or Silly Names

Some car names sound like they were meant for something other than a car—maybe a pet, a drink, or even a household chore. These names are as puzzling as they are funny.

  • AMC Gremlin: A compact car from the 1970s with a name that practically begged for jokes. It’s hard not to picture little gremlins tinkering under the hood, especially after the Gremlins movie came out in 1984, cementing the connection between the car and chaotic mischief. Coincidence? Maybe, but the name certainly didn’t help its reputation for reliability.

  • Plymouth Duster: A sporty coupe with a name that sounds more suited for cleaning shelves than burning rubber. It’s hard to imagine someone saying, “I’ll take the Duster!” without thinking about a household chore.

  • Suzuki Cappuccino: Cute, compact, and zippy—just like a shot of espresso. But imagine pulling up to your friends and saying, “I just bought a Cappuccino!” They’d think you went to a café instead of a dealership.

  • Subaru Brat: Rugged and capable, but calling a car “Brat” seems like a strange branding choice. Did it really want to be seen as annoying or spoiled?

  • Daihatsu Charade: A name that unintentionally suggests it’s faking being a real car. Not exactly confidence-inspiring!

2. Overly Descriptive or Too Corporate

These names sound like they came straight out of a spec sheet—or a boardroom. They’re so literal or formal that it’s hard to imagine anyone saying them with a straight face.

  • Nissan Friend-ME: This concept car feels like a social media plea in car form. “Friend-ME” might’ve aimed to connect with millennials, but it just ended up sounding awkward.

  • Chrysler TC by Maserati: The name makes sure you know it’s fancy, but in trying so hard to impress, it feels more like a corporate memo than a car.

  • Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump: This truck’s name is so literal, it’s comical. Imagine saying, “I drive a Light Dump.” Yeah, no.

  • Mazda Titan Dump: Another truck name that sounds more like construction equipment than a vehicle for the road.

  • Nissan Big Thumb: was a heavy-duty truck introduced in the early 1990s. It was designed for commercial use, particularly for long-haul and freight applications. 

3. Names That Tried Too Hard

Sometimes, car names aim for big ideas but fall short—or worse, give off completely the wrong impression.

  • Chevrolet Citation: This name might’ve been aiming for authority, but all it did was remind people of speeding tickets. Not a great association for a car.

  • Ford Probe: A sporty coupe with a name that sounded more clinical than exciting. Let’s just say it didn’t inspire visions of the open road.

  • Hyundai Scoupe: A mash-up of “sporty” and “coupe” that ended up as clunky as the car’s design.

  • AMC Pacer: Practical, yes, but the name lacked excitement. It sounds more like a piece of exercise equipment than a car.

  • Triumph Mayflower: Historical, but not exactly thrilling. It’s hard to imagine the Mayflower inspiring speed or adventure on the road.

4. Cultural or Linguistic Missteps

Sometimes, a name works in one language but misses the mark—or gets completely lost—in another.

  • Chevrolet Nova: The classic example of a name that didn’t translate well in Spanish-speaking markets, where “no va” means “it doesn’t go.”

  • Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce: Yes, lettuce. Naming a car after salad ingredients isn’t exactly inspiring.

  • Toyota Deliboy: A practical delivery van, but the name sounds more like a sandwich mascot than a vehicle.

  • Nissan Cedric: Great for an uncle, not so much for a car. It’s hard to imagine anyone saying, “Check out my new Cedric!”

  • Subaru FF-1 Star: Too technical and forgettable, this name didn’t do much to spark excitement.

  • Yugo Florida: A random geographic name that didn’t add much appeal to a car that needed all the help it could get.

What’s in a Name?

To borrow a line from Shakespeare: “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But would a car by any other name sell as well? Probably not. After all, it’s hard to picture anyone rushing to buy a “Friend-ME” or proudly telling their friends, “I drive a Big Thumb.”

From the mischievous Gremlin to the frothy Cappuccino, these names prove that branding matters—sometimes more than the car itself. While they might not have lived up to their names, they’ve left a legacy of laughs and head-scratching moments.

Thankfully, car names have come a long way, often reflecting the personality and purpose of the vehicle. Whether you’re looking for something adventurous, practical, or bold, today’s options are designed to fit your lifestyle seamlessly. Explore our full inventory to find one that’s perfect for you—name and all.

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The Frequency Illusion of Car Shopping

Yes, You're Seeing Things

Have you ever noticed how once you start shopping for a car, you suddenly see that model everywhere? It’s almost as if the universe is pointing out just how popular your choice is. For example, when you’re in the market for an SUV or crossover, it seems like every other vehicle on the road is one. Fear not! This isn’t some bizarre automotive conspiracy; it’s actually a trick your brain is playing on you. Welcome to the “Frequency Illusion.” Did you know it’s also a reflection of a broader trend in the car market.

A Look Back at SUVs and Crossovers

Remember when SUVs were just big, rugged vehicles meant for off-roading and hauling gear? Oh, how times have changed! These days, SUVs and crossovers have evolved into versatile, family-friendly rides that blend style with practicality. From their early days of rough-and-tumble adventuring, they’ve transformed into some of the most sought-after vehicles on the road.

What’s Driving the Trend?

  • Space and Comfort: One of the biggest draws of SUVs and crossovers is their spacious interiors. Whether you’re carting around the family or heading out for a weekend getaway, these vehicles offer the room you need without compromising on comfort. Think plush seating, ample cargo space, and a smooth ride that makes long trips a breeze.

  • Family-Friendly Features: Speaking of families, these vehicles are designed with you in mind. Features like easy-access rear seats, plenty of storage compartments, and top-notch safety systems make SUVs and crossovers perfect for family life.

  • Performance and Capability: Many drivers appreciate the all-wheel drive (AWD) options and impressive towing capacities that SUVs and crossovers offer. Whether you’re navigating through snow, tackling a rough trail, or pulling a trailer, these vehicles are up for the challenge.

  • Safety First: Safety is a top priority, and modern SUVs and crossovers are packed with advanced safety technologies. From lane-keeping assist to automatic emergency braking, these features help keep you and your loved ones safe on the road.

What’s New and Exciting?

  • Electric and Hybrid Models: Going green has never been easier! The rise of electric and hybrid SUVs is making eco-friendly driving accessible without sacrificing the space and power you love. Brands are rolling out more options than ever, so you can find a green ride that suits your style and needs.

  • Tech Upgrades: Technology is making its mark with cutting-edge infotainment systems, seamless smartphone integration, and advanced driver-assistance features. Imagine having a state-of-the-art navigation system, voice-activated controls, and more right at your fingertips.

Looking Ahead

  • Continued Growth: The popularity of these vehicles shows no signs of slowing down. Market projections suggest that SUVs and crossovers will continue to be a dominant force in the automotive world, with even more exciting models and features on the way.

  • Innovative Designs: Manufacturers are constantly innovating, with new designs and performance enhancements to keep up with changing consumer preferences. Expect sleek, modern looks combined with even more advanced technology.

What Does This Mean for You?

With the growing popularity of SUVs and crossovers, there are a few things to consider when you’re ready to make your next vehicle purchase. Here’s how you can make the most of this trend:

  • Wide Selection: Many dealerships, including ours, are expanding their inventory to include a variety of popular SUVs and crossovers. If you’re interested in a specific model or feature, be sure to explore the options available.

  • Expert Advice: Our knowledgeable staff is available to help answer any questions you may have about different models, features, and the latest automotive trends. We’re here to guide you in finding the vehicle that best fits your needs.

  • Personalized Service: We offer personalized assistance to help you navigate through the selection process. From arranging test drives to providing detailed information on each vehicle, our goal is to ensure you have a smooth and informed buying experience.

Ready for the Road?

There’s never been a better time to explore the world of SUVs and crossovers. With their impressive features, versatility, and the exciting innovations on the horizon, these vehicles are truly making waves. Stop by our dealership to check out our latest models, or give us a call if you have any questions. We’re here to help you find the perfect ride!

Happy driving, and we look forward to seeing you soon!

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Feel Like An Indy 500 Champ

From IndyCar Speed to Everyday Efficiency

Hey there, racing fans and family champions! Indy Week is here, and the energy is electric! The Indy 500 is a legendary event, a testament to human ingenuity and the thrill of pushing boundaries. Those IndyCars are marvels of speed, tearing around the track in a blur.

But let's be honest, folks – most of us aren't aiming to break the sound barrier on our daily commutes. That's why we celebrate a different kind of speed – the kind that gets in and out quickly, conveniently, and most importantly, in a quality affordable car.

Celebrating the Unsung Heroes of the Road

Think about it. IndyCars are built for one thing - raw, untamed speed. They wouldn't know the difference between a stop sign and a pit stop, let alone worry about gas mileage! We, on the other hand, offer vehicles built for real life. Whether you're cruising in a sleek hybrid, conquering errands in an efficient SUV, or tackling the job site in a powerful truck with surprisingly good gas mileage, we've got the perfect ride to get you there to fit your budget.

Your Everyday Race: Finding the Perfect Ride

Sure, the Indy 500 week is all about the superstar drivers, but let's not forget the unsung heroes of the road – everyday drivers like you and me! You're the ones navigating rush hour traffic, conquering bad weather, and making countless trips for soccer practice, school pick-up, and the all-important pre-race grocery run.

Beyond the Checkered Flag: A Champion's Ride for You

So, this Indy Week, while everyone's cheering on the checkered flag, come on down and experience a different kind of speed. We'll get you in and out in your new car that'll have you feeling like a champion yourself. We'll take care of the paperwork, the test drive, and everything in between, so you can focus on the real win:

Whether you're cruising down the highway with the windows down, conquering errands with newfound ease, or tackling family adventures in style, you'll feel like the champion of your own everyday race.

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May The 4th Be With You And Your Car

Rogue One To Sales Leader

Do you remember when Nissan released a limited edition version of their Rogue model called the "Rogue One Star Wars Limited Edition." This special edition vehicle was inspired by the movie "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" and featured various cosmetic elements related to the film, such as Star Wars badging, floor mats, and a special key fob.

And it's not just Nissan, Star Wars Fan's for years have celebrated May 4th to celebrate all things lightsabers, droids, and the never-ending struggle for galactic peace. But let's be honest, the Force is notoriously unreliable when it comes to fuel efficiency.

The Falcon's Fuel Consumption

While spaceships like the Millennium Falcon may zip through hyperspace, their fuel consumption habits leave much to be desired. And let's not even get started on the Death Star's carbon footprint. Who needs a giant laser beam when a solar panel array would do wonders for the galaxy's energy crisis?

Your Fuel-Efficient Destiny Awaits

We understand that even the most devoted Jedi warriors need a reliable ride here on Earth. We may not be offering X-34 landspeeders (yet), but we do have a stellar selection of fuel-efficient vehicles that won't leave you stranded in the Tatooine desert (or your local grocery store parking lot).

Ditch the Death Star's Carbon Footprint

So, this May the Fourth, ditch the unreliable hyperdrives and questionable energy sources of the Star Wars universe. Come on down and test drive a car that will get you where you need to go without breaking the bank (or the galactic economy).

Remember, even Jedi Masters need a good car. Don't let your galactic adventures be fueled by regret. Shop from our excellent selection of gas saving cars and may the good fuel economy be with you!

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Being Upside Down In Your Truck But With A Twist

It's More Than Meets The Eye!

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If you've ever owned a vehicle no doubt you been what's called upside down in your car. It's when you owe more that the vehicle is worth. Well Rick Sullivan, a mechanic from Clinton, Illinois, spent six months and $6,000 to bring this extraordinary concept to life. The inspiration struck him when he saw a Ford Ranger overturned in the snow. This sight sparked an idea: to create a vehicle that permanently looked like it was flipped over.

Building Process

  • Base Vehicle: The drivetrain of a '91 Ford Ranger.

  • Transformation: Stripping the Ranger's body and fitting an upside-down Ford F-150 body onto it.

This project required not just mechanical skills but also a creative vision, something that is often undervalued in the automotive world.

Community Reaction and Impact

The truck has become a local sensation, drawing attention and sparking conversations wherever it goes. Passersby are often initially confused, then delighted by the truck's design.

Need A New Car?

It may be fun to drive an truck that is literally upside down but not so much when you owe more on a vehicle than it's worth. Stop by today where you can find a car that not only meets your needs but also puts you on a more stable financial path. Remember, being "upside down" isn't a permanent state – with the right approach, you can turn it around and drive forward with confidence.

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Why Should You Buy From Us

A Car Dealer You Can Count On!

If you’re in the market for a used car, look no further than our premier used car dealer. With an extensive inventory of reliable and high-quality vehicles that have been thoroughly inspected to guarantee customer satisfaction, we provide a hassle-free experience so you can easily find the perfect car for you or your family. We make it our mission to exceed expectations and provide each customer with personalized attention and exceptional service. Whether you’re looking for something small and economic or luxurious, we are sure to have something within your budget as well as fitting all preferences. So if you need a great ride at an even better price, let us be your go-to used car dealership!

Need Auto Financing? We Can Help!

Are you ready to purchase a car but feeling overwhelmed by the financing process? Car financing can seem daunting and complex, especially for first-time buyers. Fortunately, there are lots of resources out there that can help simplify the process so you can get your dream car with ease. Take advantage of our car loan calculator and make smart decisions when it comes to navigating the innovative world of cost-effective car financing!

Highly Rated Car Dealer

With so many car dealerships to choose from, it's important to know how to assess a dealership's reputation before you make a purchase. Not all car dealers are equally reputable and trustworthy; some may have unreliable customer service or wonky products that could leave you feeling frustrated and disappointed with your purchase. So, if you're in the market for a new set of wheels, read on for tips that can help you determine which dealer will provide the best value and experience as well as ensure an enjoyable buying experience.

Looking To Sell Your Car in? We Want It!

Are you thinking about selling your car? There are many reasons why someone may decide to sell their vehicle, ranging from needing cash in a pinch to wanting a newer model. Selling your car can seem like a daunting task, but it doesn't have to be with the right information and planning. Fill out our easy trade form and we will get you the best value for your vehicle. If you are looking for a new car we may not have in stock? Use our car finder and we will help get you into the perfect car.

Come See Us At Our Dealership

Stop by today and meet our staff and learn more about our dealership or feel free to send us a comment.

Do We Really Need Car Touch Screens

Do we really need car touch screens?

Car touch screens are becoming increasingly common in new cars and offer a way to control various systems such as the radio, temperature controls and more with ease. However, the question remains: do we really need them?

The Pros

There are certainly benefits to having car touch screens. For one, they make it possible to control everything from music to air conditioning without ever taking your hands off the wheel. This can be incredibly convenient, especially on long drives.

The Cons

But there are also downsides to car touch screens. They can be dangerously distracting, particularly if you’re not familiar with all their features and where they’re located. Taking your eyes off the road for even a few seconds can be risky and potentially fatal.

Minimizing Distractions

Some car manufacturers are addressing these concerns by designing touch screens that can disappear into the dashboard when they’re not in use. Other features that minimize driver distraction include voice controls, heads-up displays that project images onto the windshield, and gesture controls.

Conclusion

In the end, it’s up to individual drivers to determine whether or not car touch screens are right for them. If you can use them without taking your eyes off the road, then they can be a valuable asset. But if you find them distracting, it might be best to stick with traditional buttons and knobs.

Buying Your First Car

7 Steps to Buying Your First Car

Figure out what you can afford Shop around for the best deal Test drive different cars Get a car history report and mechanical inspection Finalize the purchase and register the car Insure your car Enjoy your new ride!

Stick To Your Budget

First time car buyers often make the mistake of rushing into a purchase without doing their research first. This can lead to overpaying for a car that doesn’t fit their needs or budget.

By setting a budget first, you can avoid this common pitfall. Figure out how much you can comfortably afford to spend on a car payment each month. Then, research the Fair Market Range prices for the type of car you’re interested in. This will give you a good starting point

Start Your Research

With an established budget in hand, it’s time to start shopping around for the best deal. There are so many sites online to do research where you can check out safety ratings, available options, interior features and more.

Test Drive Several Cars

After you’ve narrowed down your choices, it’s time to take them for a spin. This will help you get a feel for how the car drives and handles. It’s also a good time to see if there are any additional features that you may want or need.

Get A Car History Report And Mechanical Inspection

Once you’ve found the perfect car, it’s time to do a little digging into its history. A car history report will tell you if the car has been in any accidents or had any major repair work done.

Finalize The Purchase and Register The Car

After you’ve negotiated the price of the car, it’s time to finalize the purchase. This usually involves signing a sales contract and putting down a deposit. The great news is that the dealership will typically handle all the paperwork involved in registering the car.

Insure Your Car

Now that you’re the proud owner of a new car, it’s time to get it insured. The type and amount of coverage you need will vary depending on your state’s laws and your personal driving habits.

Enjoy your new ride!

Buying your first car is a big decision, but we’re here to help make it as easy as possible. We want you to be happy with your purchase and our team will be with you every step of the way.

Contact us today to get started.

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To Wax Or Not To Wax?

It's no secret that keeping your car looking good can help to maintain its value. But what many people don't know is that there are a lot of things you can do to keep your car looking great - and some of them are easy and inexpensive! One example is car waxing.

1. The benefits of car waxing

Waxing your car is one of the best ways to protect its finish and keep it looking new. It creates a barrier between your car’s paint and the elements, which can cause fading, scratching, and other damage. Waxing also makes it easier to clean your car, since the wax forms a protective layer that dirt and dust can

2. The costs of car waxing

The costs of car waxing vary depending on the type of wax and the amount you need. However, it is generally a very affordable way to protect your car’s finish.

3. How to wax your car properly

If you're looking to get the most out of your car wax, follow these steps:

  • Make sure your car is clean. The wax will adhere better to a clean surface, and it will be easier to remove any residual wax when you're finished.

  • Apply the wax in a thin layer. Too much wax can actually end up doing more harm than good, since it can obscure your car's paint job and make it difficult to polish later on.

  • Work in small sections. It's best to apply the wax using a circular motion, and don't forget the edges!

  • Buff off the wax with a soft cloth. Be sure to remove

4. What are the types of waxes available?

There are a few different types of car waxes on the market, each with its own set of benefits and drawbacks:

  • Spray-On Waxes: These waxes are easy to apply and usually don’t require any buffing. However, they don’t offer as much protection as other types of waxes and can be prone to fading.

  • Paste Waxes: More durable than spray-on waxes, and they usually provide better protection against scratches and fading. However, they can be difficult to apply and require a lot of elbow grease.

  • Liquid Waxes: Liquid waxes are the most popular type of car wax. They’re easy to apply, and most come with a buffing cloth.

  • Carnauba Wax: Carnauba wax is the most durable type of car wax and offers the best protection against scratches and fading. It’s also the most expensive type of wax.

  • Ceramic Wax: A newer type of car wax that’s said to offer even better protection than Carnauba wax. However, it’s also more expensive.

4. How to care for your car's finish without using any products at all

  • If you're not interested in using car wax, there are a few other things you can do to protect your car's finish and keep it looking new:

  • Park in the shade. The sun can cause your car's paint to fade over time.

  • Wash your car regularly. Dirt and dust can scratch your car's paintjob

If you're still unsure about whether or not car waxing is worth the investment, it might be helpful to consult a professional. They can help determine if waxing your car will be an effective way to keep its value and maintain its shine over time.

 

 

Is An SUV Right For You

SUVs are one of the most versatile vehicles on the market. They offer great family legroom and more storage for gear than a regular car making them ideal for family vacations.

What Are The Different Types Of SUVs

If you're in the market for an SUV, first, consider what size will best suit your needs. There are small SUVs (also called crossovers), midsize SUVs, and large SUVs.

 

  • Smaller SUVs offer better fuel economy and easier maneuverability, while large SUVs can accommodate more people and gear.

  • Crossovers are based on a car chassis, so they have unibody construction and usually offer better fuel economy than truck-based SUVs. They also tend to be smaller and more maneuverable than truck-based SUVs.

  • Midsize SUVs offer a happy medium between crossovers and large SUVs. They're big enough to comfortably seat up to eight people, but not so large that they're difficult to park or maneuver.

  • Large SUVs are the largest and most expensive SUVs on the market. They offer the most passenger and cargo space, but can be difficult to park and maneuver. They also tend to have poorer fuel

Next, decide what kind of features you're looking for in a SUV. Do you need four-wheel drive for off-roading or bad weather? Would you like a third row of seating to fit more passengers? Do you need a lot of cargo space for hauling gear?

Ready to start shopping for an SUV? Check out our inventory of new and used SUVs. We've got a wide selection of makes and models to choose from. If you're unsure of what SUV is right for you, our friendly and knowledgeable staff can help. Stop by today and take a test drive!

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